Dear Girls who Live on my Floor,
Shut up. I wish I could wake up just one morning when you weren’t shrieking in the hallway outside my door. You don’t know how to sing; not wicked, rent, avenue q, pop songs, country songs, rap songs, or anything else. So stop trying to sing, right outside my door.
Quiet time means shut up. Which means talk on your cell phone in your very own room, that you probably killed someone to get to have your privacy. That’s why we live in this dorm. Because we were antisocial and wanted privacy. Not so that we could listen to you shriek about your wild nights out spent studying psych or bio at 6 in the morning.
And stop knocking on my door and walking in. it takes me one second to get out of my chair and answer it, so be patient.
“ Keep your pants on and hit the books. We don’t need any more baby factories. ”
Chumba
so my life up to this point
1. really bad shitty relationships. as in completely 100% I attract creepos that my friends have to fake being rabbis to get them to stop calling me. And I’m actually talking to one on AIM right now because the block button doesn’t work….I only went on one date with him…and he won’t leave me alone because he wants to be “friends” and know all about my life.
He’s a stupid feminist. um…how wierd is it that a guy is feminist????
2. Jewneric and Radio have taken over my life.
3. I am avoiding a paper right now.
4. The student council president over at the boy’s school withdrew right now. I think it’s hilarious. How’s that going to look on his resume?
5. I skipped dinner today.
6. I am lane the butler in a play. i wanted to be cecily cardew…but i think i acted too smart at tryouts.
ummm.
Listening to Taz Mania on wyur.org
Wyur.org has all of your internet radio listening pleasures when you listen at the right times..namely the times i just listed below.
don’t forget to listen to The Dee and Shay Purple Glasses show at 9-10 on Sunday Nights, where we talk about drugs and sex (not really- just to get my dad to call in and threaten to take me out of my all girl’s school)
and then listen to Dead Air at 10-11 on Monday nights with your awesome dead air hosts.Awesome guys who still have college senses of humors….Z, Slick Mo G, Redux, Weed, Spam, Little Spam, Little Pimp, Chumba, and Me (Sweet D).
visit this site for past episodes deadair.tv where you will hear them discuss my dating habits WITHOUT my permission.
btw Taz-Mania playing Heartbreaker right now…omg i love it.
also go to jewneric.com if you want Jewish stuff.
and also I can’t stand ezra pound and if i could kick any famous poets in the balls, it would be him.
so
I broke up with my boyfriend…and the fact I feel totally fine and don’t care…probably means that nothing was going to happen anyway..
Van Morrison = Amazing
Reason’s why
1. Moondance
2. Brown-eyed girl
can i ever go a day without discussing drugs??? maybe not.
i bought a cello. how do i get it on the plane??
“ It’s been twenty-four hours and our troops are still in Iraq, the economy is still in tatters, the Bush tax cuts for the rich are still in place, and we’re still dependent on foreign oil. You know what? Fuck Barack Obama and all his empty promises. Guy’s just another politician. ”
Alex Balk: Ain’t a damned thing changed. (via frangry)
He is not officially inaugurated until January 22nd.
disgusting…
markyb:
datny:
sitting in the library. literally, the librarian (who is black, take whatever meaning youd like), said on the phone “i just thought, oh, jesus thank you, my soul feels so relieved.”
thats fucking gross. people are insane.
and people love to give shit to evangelicals…
I hate that librarian. Just sayin’
yu librarians are still better than stern librarians.
Bad News Good News
Bad News: My first date ever in my life sucked beyond words description. Oh wait….
it can be described. I went out with the prince of Cheapskate City.
Good news: Our country can change (Obama won and man, I am sure my date was p.o.d!!!!)
