February 2009
4 posts
Dear Girls who Live on my Floor,
Shut up. I wish I could wake up just one morning when you weren’t shrieking in the hallway outside my door. You don’t know how to sing; not wicked, rent, avenue q, pop songs, country songs, rap songs, or anything else. So stop trying to sing, right outside my door.
Quiet time means shut up. Which means talk on your cell phone in your very own room, that you probably killed someone to...
“Keep your pants on and hit the books. We don’t need any more baby...”
– Chumba
so my life up to this point
1. really bad shitty relationships. as in completely 100% I attract creepos that my friends have to fake being rabbis to get them to stop calling me. And I’m actually talking to one on AIM right now because the block button doesn’t work….I only went on one date with him…and he won’t leave me alone because he wants to be “friends” and know all about my...
ummm.
Listening to Taz Mania on wyur.org
Wyur.org has all of your internet radio listening pleasures when you listen at the right times..namely the times i just listed below.
don’t forget to listen to The Dee and Shay Purple Glasses show at 9-10 on Sunday Nights, where we talk about drugs and sex (not really- just to get my dad to call in and threaten to take me out of my all girl’s...
January 2009
1 post
so
I broke up with my boyfriend…and the fact I feel totally fine and don’t care…probably means that nothing was going to happen anyway..
December 2008
2 posts
Van Morrison = Amazing
Reason’s why
1. Moondance
2. Brown-eyed girl
can i ever go a day without discussing drugs??? maybe not.
i bought a cello. how do i get it on the plane??
November 2008
3 posts
“It’s been twenty-four hours and our troops are still in Iraq, the economy is...”
– Alex Balk: Ain’t a damned thing changed. (via frangry)
He is not officially inaugurated until January 22nd.
disgusting...
markyb:
datny:
sitting in the library. literally, the librarian (who is black, take whatever meaning youd like), said on the phone “i just thought, oh, jesus thank you, my soul feels so relieved.”
thats fucking gross. people are insane.
and people love to give shit to evangelicals…
I hate that librarian. Just sayin’
yu librarians are still better than stern librarians.
Bad News Good News
Bad News: My first date ever in my life sucked beyond words description. Oh wait….
it can be described. I went out with the prince of Cheapskate City.
Good news: Our country can change (Obama won and man, I am sure my date was p.o.d!!!!)
October 2008
26 posts
I can't stand
markyb:
I can’t stand when I ask someone what they’re up to, and they say something like “nothing” or “dunno” and then I hear they go out or whatever. Look, it’s ok if you don’t want to hang out with me. I really can’t do anything about that and y’know that’s really up to you. But don’t play games. Don’t play me like an idiot. I don’t care if you don’t like me. But I can’t stand when you don’t...
The Fucking Beatles
I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING BEATLES.
sorry. but i don’t need them stuffed down my throat every day.
Madame Butterfly tonight!!!!
gah
So my birthday was during break this year which meant i couldn’t see any of my friends or actually do anything cool…and now i can’t do anything because it’s stupid midterms in two weeks.
what a poopy thing.
im back
back home in my dorm which isn’t really home and i still have to unpack
gross gross gross →
this is sad...but so, so true.
brnthscty:
I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a sandwich I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little Chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free’ ‘They’re already Buy-one-get- one-free’ , she said, ‘so I guess they’re both free’. She handed me my two free Sandwiches, and I walked out the door. They walk among us and they vote. ============ ======= One day...
Ladies, help.
hair spray probably works best and is cheaper than fabric softener, which is also a pain in the ass cause you can only put it in during the rinse cycle. just spray a little hairspray on the inside of your skirt/outside of your tights and you are ride free.
frangry:
Am I the only chick who has her skirt stick to her fucking tights and ride up? How come nobody else seems to have this static cling...
i think....
i need to be shot. any takers?
oh poor baby
my poor kitty is a declawed eunuch now and i feel so sorry for him…but he still loves me.
my friend's trailer is #8 on this list!! →
My friend was really excited about making this trailer, and when he first put it up, he had only gotten like 300 or something views. But when he checked it again, he got like 1400 views the other day. Check out his youtube page at www.youtube.com/joekufel
he also has a blog that he updates maybe once a month called joekufel.blogspot.com
baited breath
I’m waiting and waiting for my dad to call and say happy birthday…last year it was really really awkward because he forgot then and i called and he didn’t remember on the phone…so there was a really awkward silence because i shouldn’t have had to say…”it’s my birthday today”…
i don’t really make a big deal about it at...
Triple Threat
markyb:
and…
hmm...
my dad didn’t call me to say happy birthday….should i be upset?
Eeeeep.
In 3 days I will be a year and counting to the time when I am finally two decades old.
Achhhh….
so i'm sorry
that i’m so boring…and on an unrelated note why does chinese give people gas?
these are fun
You entered: Deborah
There are 18 letters in your name. Those 18 letters total to 85 There are 6 vowels and 12 consonants in your name. What your first name means: HebrewFemaleBee. Deborah was the Biblical prophetess who summoned Barak to battle against an army of invaders. After the battle she wrote a victory song which is part of the Book of Judges.BiblicalFemaleWord, thing, a bee
Your...
It's All About Me... some highlights... →
markyb:
disapprovingmonkey:
henryeatspeople:
This says I was conceived on a Sunday in early August, but I was 3 weeks early so it was probably more like late August when my parents got busy (in a tent, btw) in and I was born in May.
You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Taurus. Your Life path number is 4. Your fortune cookie reads: You will have a very pleasant experience....
What do you think?
did no one care? i’m still waiting for a reply, anyway.
markyb:
When Tracy Ward entered an Amarillo, Texas, hospital in November 2003 to give birth to her sixth child, she did not expect to find herself in jail as a result.
While in labor, Ward admitted to caregivers that she was a crack cocaine addict and had frequently used during her pregnancy. As soon as Ward’s son was born, he was...
and...
apparently he was never mad and i was reading into the situation…like i do everytime
wait...
am i bitch though? because i made him sign off because he was being pmsy???
i feel...
slightly guilty for bitching a guy into signing out….but he was pmsing worse than i ever could.
yay
the fast is over and i can eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is completely awful →
I feel the most awful part are the comments underneath the actual story. The idiots commenting are as guilty as the people who did this in the first place. To generalize the situation and say that there “needs to be a holocaust” is the wrong way to look at this.
I’m not in any way excusing the behavior of the people in this article, but I don’t think they all immediately...
September 2008
28 posts
you know it's a good day when
they have mac n cheese for lunch in the caf.
about my umm
I was basically cast as big bird…
The Nightingale in Once Upon a Mattress
because I was really out there in my audition
I didn’t even get a call back…they cast me right away
at least i get my very own song
umm
i can’t give any details now…but i will explain the ummm…cause it’s really a weird situation
still
lost; upset; and don’t know what to do…
why
oh why do i always feel like such a loser when i talk to this person???
yet again...
not gonna lie though…the fettucini alfredo is pretty good…
to complain or no?
I know I should never bite the hand that feeds me…and YU gives me so so so much…
But why do the guys get better quality food then the girls? Why do they have a better research library with a much wider selection of both secular and non secular books? Why is their work study program more organized than ours? Why are almost all of the shiurim and speakers on their campus? Why do they...
ughh
i’m so beyond frustrated right now…and it doesn’t even matter…
today was beautiful.
dontlookatme:
So, against ALL orders, from every one of my friends, I am now dually enrolled in Macomb Community College AND Roseville High School.
I love myself.
I especially love my Psychology teacher….he is one FINE ASS MOFO. I swear, he is my eye candy and I won’t learn a thing….mmm mmm mm.
My birthday is coming up. You know what I’m getting? The textbook! I know, right? Awesome.
I have...
Just Curious: What are YOUR pet peeves?
markyb:
beverlyhasablog:
I can’t stand when people abuse grammar. For example:
Capitalizing words mid-sentence that have no right to be capitalized.
Botched spelling (even more so on easy, everyday words).
Not knowing how to read!
Not knowing how to read is your pet peeve? Mine too!! I fucking hate those little 3 year olds. “Ca- ca—”. It says “cat” you little snot-nosed punk. Learn to...
ummm
i really hope people are smart to realize i didn’t write the story…i just reblogged the title
The following is a story I wrote, feel free to...
markyb:
The Black Sky
Jackson’s eyes opened with a start. He could barely see a foot in front of him. Ash and smoke were everywhere, stinging his sensitive eyes. For the moment, he could not remember what had happened, then, in an instant, it all came rushing back.
The fire.
The smoke.
The crashing boom.
Laura.
“Laura,” he spoke out loud, realizing he had been separated from his beloved in the...
is it possible
to be addicted to something without ever actually having done it? like sex? or alcohol?