It's All About Me... some highlights...
This says I was conceived on a Sunday in early August, but I was 3 weeks early so it was probably more like late August when my parents got busy (in a tent, btw) in and I was born in May.
You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 4.
Your fortune cookie reads:
You will have a very pleasant experience. (Doing what? In life? Eating the fortune cookie? )
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover. (Beaver. Ha! And clover — that’s pretty dead on. My friends and family have always been amazed at my ability to find four-leaf clover anywhere I look. It’s pretty much a joke. I could be walking anywhere, look down, and there one is.)
Celebrities who share your birthday: Lance Bass, Audrey Hepburn
Your lucky day is Friday. (Not this Friday)
Your lucky number is 6.
Your ruling planet(s) is Venus. (Sigh.)
Your lucky dates are 6th, 15th, 24th.
Your opposition sign is Scorpio.
Your opposition number(s) is 9 & 11.Today is not one of your lucky days! (Get. Out.)
Your birth tree is
Poplar, the UncertaintyLooks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.
I beg to differ on the “no” self-confident behavior and the courageous part. But the rest is pretty accurate. Also, I didn’t realize trees had such personality — what with all the philosophizing, animosity, loneliness and organization.Your date of conception was on or about 30 August 1985 which was a Friday. I was born on my due date, so that knowledge is disturbing.
You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 7.Your fortune cookie reads:
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. D. Parton Dolly Parton? That’s Gay.You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. Roar.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk. Than why am I so slow? Huh, Native American gods? Answer me!
Celebrities with my birthday: Mitch Albom, Jewel, Drew Carey, and Ken Jennings (Um, celebrity?)
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.1972602739726 years old. (Life’s just a big chewy bone for you!)
Your lucky day is Wednesday.
Your lucky number is 5.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mercury.
Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd.
Your opposition sign is Sagittarious.
Your opposition number(s) is 3.Today is one of your lucky days! If my lucky number is 5, my lucky day is Wednesday, and my lucky dates are 5th, 14th, and 23rd, how is today (friday the 3rd) my fucking lucky day?
Your birth tree is
Chestnut Tree, the HonestyOf unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
hmm. Loves only once? That’s kinda morbid.
Fuckin Native Americans.
Your date of conception was on or about 22 January 1989 which was a Sunday.
What else were my parents going to do in the winter? It’s cold out then.
You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Libra.
Your Life path number is 7.
I was also born the week of Friday the 13th. does that give me special magical powers??
Your fortune cookie reads:
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Cause I get to leave early cause I’m a religious Jew. so yeah, that makes sense…I’ll be happy to leave early cause I’ll hate my job and it will be friday.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake.
I guess that’s why they follow me around and talk to me?
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Raven
umm…ok
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Actually, yeah…even the complicated love life bit….Maybe I should just uncomplicate it and just sleep around with different people. Any takers?
Vanessa Marcil (1969)Sarah Ferguson (1959)Emeril Lagasse (1959)Richard Carpenter (1946)Jim Palmer (1945)Penny Marshall (1942)Linda Lavin (1937)Lee Iacocca (1924)Mario Puzo (1920)Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. (1917)John Kenneth Galbraith (1908)
I seriously do not know any of these people at all.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.71154598825832 years old. (Life’s just a big chewy bone for you!)
whatevs
Your lucky day is Friday.
Your lucky number is 6.
Your ruling planet(s) is Venus.
Your lucky dates are 6th, 15th, 24th.
Your opposition sign is Aries.
Your opposition number(s) is 9.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
Today is friday, so how is it not my lucky day?
Your birth tree is
Maple, Independence of MindNo ordinary person, full imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
