Queen of Awkward

this is sad…but so, so true.

brnthscty:

I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
For a sandwich I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
Chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free’
‘They’re already Buy-one-get- one-free’ , she said, ‘so
I guess they’re both free’. She handed me my two free
Sandwiches, and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and they vote.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
Of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’
Someone looked up at the sky
And said, ’ Where?’
They walk among us and they vote.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open
I told him, ‘The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.’
He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, ‘Uh, Pacific.’
They walk among us and they vote.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
Through a seatbelt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among us and they vote.
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
Went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
Bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained Professional and I was in good hands.
‘Now ,’ she asked me, ‘has your plane arrived yet?’
They walk among us and they vote.
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
Small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to
Eat 6 pieces.’
They walk among us and they vote.